N-M Chapter 140 My name is Lin Fan, and I'm a disaster artist.
Chapter 140 My name is Lin Fan, and I'm a disaster artist.
"madman!"
"He's insane, this guy is a complete madman!"
Upon seeing Lin Jianguo before them and the surrounding fervor, the expressions of the members of the Tribunal changed.
Although they had the upper hand at this moment, if this madman in front of them really wanted to take one or two people down with him, there would be no problem.
But when that time comes, who will be the one to take the fall?
For a moment, their offensive slowed down, and they became somewhat hesitant and timid.
"son!"
Just then, Lin Jianguo, who was surrounded, suddenly shouted.
"Watch closely!"
"Today, your dad will show you how I used to beat up these charlatans!"
"Mad Dog Fist!"
puff--
Lin Fan: "..."
What was supposed to be a thrilling scene almost made Lin Fan spit out a mouthful of blood upon hearing this name.
Good guy!
This old man has gone further and further down the path of being unreliable.
Mad Dog Fist?
What kind of ridiculous names are these?
Even something as simple as "Wild Dragon Dance" would be fine!
however.
The name may be a bit rustic, but the effect is undeniable.
Lin Jianguo transformed into a fiery red whirlwind, completely abandoning his defenses.
You punched me?
Fine, I'll take it on!
But I have to bite you!
Seeing this, Lin Fan finally understood why it was called Mad Dog Fist.
This is absolutely reckless fighting!
Bang bang bang!
The battlefield instantly descended into chaos.
Lin Jianguo, like a mad dog, relentlessly chased after the old man with the book and beat him mercilessly.
No matter how many people attacked him, he simply ignored them.
Just focus on this one!
The scene, resembling a street brawl, left Lin Fan and the woman in red completely dumbfounded.
Only Li Xiulan stood there, as if she had expected it, her expression unchanged.
"You bastard! Why are you only hitting me?!"
The old man holding the book was beaten so badly that he ran away with his head in his hands, and his original inscrutable appearance was completely gone.
Even the black book he used as a shield was almost torn to shreds by Lin Jianguo.
"There's no reason why, I just don't like the look of you!"
Lin Jianguo punched the old man in the eye socket.
Her face instantly lit up with joy.
"Cool!"
He burst into laughter when he saw the old man, who was no longer recognizable as a human, with a bruised and swollen face covered in blood.
However, the price he paid was not small.
At this moment, three deep, bone-revealing wounds had been cut open on his back, and blood stained half of his body.
Moreover, his breathing became rapid, like a broken bellows.
After all, he's getting old and has lost a leg, so his physical functions are not what they used to be.
Even if it erupts, it cannot last.
Moreover, the weapons these old guys wield are all imbued with holy power. That's why he has a body covered in red phosphorus; otherwise, anyone else would have been hacked to pieces long ago!
"Old Lin, that's enough."
Just then, Li Xiulan, who had been silent all along, suddenly spoke up.
Her voice wasn't loud, but it reached everyone's ears clearly.
"If you keep hitting me, I'll have to treat your wounds."
Li Xiulan took a step forward.
It's just one step.
The surrounding space suddenly distorted.
The elders of the Tribunal who were preparing to take the opportunity to launch a sneak attack on Lin Jianguo suddenly froze.
They felt as if they were stuck in a quagmire.
Even lifting a single finger has become incredibly difficult.
"Spatial confinement...?!"
Sensing all this, the old man holding the book looked at Li Xiulan with a look of horror.
He never imagined that the woman who had always kept a low profile would possess such a terrifying talent.
Looking at Li Xiulan's elegant face, the old man quickly pictured a face in his mind.
Gradually, his eyes widened, his face filled with disbelief and deep apprehension.
"You are... the Queen of the Night..."
"Heh, I didn't expect that the people in the church would actually recognize this old woman..."
When she was recognized, Li Xiulan showed little surprise. She pointed lightly into the air with a detached expression.
hum!
A transparent spatial barrier directly separated Lin Jianguo from the members of the Tribunal.
"return."
She waved to Lin Jianguo, as if calling her own silly dog.
"I don't!"
Lin Jianguo, however, remained stubborn.
"I can still fight!"
"This is nothing! Back in my day, I..."
"Um?"
Li Xiulan didn't need to say anything more; she simply raised an eyebrow slightly and made a nasal sound.
Lin Jianguo felt a jolt run through his body.
That arrogant and domineering aura vanished instantly.
"Well... since you've spoken, honey, I'll give you face."
He immediately seized the opportunity and limped back to Li Xiulan's side.
He didn't forget to turn around and spit at the five old men.
"Pah! You guys are lucky!"
"If it weren't for my wife's protectiveness, I would have beaten the shit out of you all today!"
The members of the tribunal: "..."
I have never seen such a shameless person!
It's clearly you who's about to give up and is afraid of your wife, okay?!
"Alright, stop joking around."
Li Xiulan glared at him, then turned to look at Lin Fan.
"son."
"Have you seen enough?"
Lin Fan was enjoying the gossip when he was suddenly called out, and he was stunned for a moment.
"what?"
"Once you've seen enough, get to work."
Li Xiulan pointed to the increasingly red cross in the sky, and then to the five furious old men opposite her.
"Your father and I are getting old; this kind of physical work isn't suitable for us."
"The next event..."
"You come and pick it up."
Lin Fan blinked and pointed to his own nose.
"Ah...me?"
"Mom, are you serious?"
"Those are five old monsters who can go toe-to-toe with Dad!"
"Me, a weak and fragile mage, you want me to fight them in melee?"
Li Xiulan didn't speak, but just looked at him with a half-smile.
That look in his eyes also sent chills down Lin Fan's spine.
The world is vast, but at home, Mom is the most important person.
"Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go, alright?"
Lin Fan sighed helplessly.
He finally understood that, apart from the dog, he and his father had the lowest status in the family.
He slowly walked to the front, facing the five menacing elders of the Tribunal.
Although he said no.
But he had already figured out how to deal with it.
Those crazy thoughts that arose from watching the game just now grew wildly like weeds.
Especially when looking at the strong "holy" aura emanating from those five old guys.
A thought suddenly popped into my head.
Aren't these people over there supposed to be clergy?
If you were to pull out some hellish creatures, how would you deal with that?
I just don't know if I have the ability to do it.
"Gentlemen."
As Lin Fan thought about it, he rubbed his hands together, revealing his signature harmless smile.
Let me introduce myself.
My name is Lin Fan.
"He's a...disaster artist."
"Since you enjoy trials so much..."
"Then I... shall die first as a sign of respect!"
Before he could finish speaking...
He then pulled out his spring-loaded tetanus blade from his pocket.
puff!
Without hesitation.
Familiar recipe, familiar method...
And their skill was so great it was heartbreaking.
He stabbed himself directly into his own carotid artery.
In an instant, blood spurted out.
He also slowly fell down with a strange smile on his face.